Ship Shape
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Ship Shape

Ship Shape

Ship Shape

PJ has been demoted back to able-bodied seaman for conduct unbecoming an officer and gentleman and sent before the mast. His transgression? Failure to use the heads.

It took me an hour to scrub what remains of dozen or flying fish after they’ve passed through PJ’s digestive tract. I didn’t think anyone would really want to see the before picture so here’s the after.

It’s my fault really. I should have known that the only thing birds like to do more than flying is, well, you get the idea.

He’s not happy about it and he’s grumping away at the bow where the heads where actually located on old sailing ships. I think he had his eyes set on promotion to admiral and moving in down below.

Follow my tracks in real-time:


  • BT
    Posted at 10:41h, 02 July Reply

    Bert, you are amazing! Following you progress and posts with great admiration for you courage and wishing / willing you success. You are on the downhill run now. All the best from an Aussie follower BT ( 2 degrees of separation from your Uncle Joe).

  • Sandi Lyon
    Posted at 03:20h, 06 July Reply

    That looks about right. When it’s hot out in the ocean, its foggy and wet on the Wet Coast. That means you’re on the right track, heading the right direction. Finally. Woohoo.

  • Anita Kuntz
    Posted at 00:10h, 08 July Reply

    Following you journey and am truly amazed.

  • Suzan Persons
    Posted at 15:43h, 09 July Reply

    What an amazing journey!!

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